latest song...b.tech 4 saal ki

b.tech 4 saal ki
b.tech 4 saal ki .........
pdhai kab tak hum karenge bhala ..........
masti kab tak naa karenge bhala....b.tech 4 saal ki...



neend  mein  bhula  di hai maine toh apni yeh marks....
Ab profesor hi isko sambhalo humain marks ka hosh kahan....
pointer do pal ki,b.tech 4 saal ki..
pdhai kab tak hum karenge bhala....
masti kab tak na karenge bhala ,....
b.tech 4 saal ki....



ek chota sa chapter  is raat se bada hain kasam....
Har exam par cheat or kitaab iss liye rahete hain ab dono
academics do pal ki,b.tech 4 saal ki..
pdhai kab tak hum karenge bhala,
masti kab tak na karenge bhala,
b.tech 4 saal ki.....



b.tech 4 saal ki
b.tech 4 saal ki .........
pdhai kab tak hum karenge bhala ..........
masti kab tak naa karenge bhala....b.tech 4 saal ki...



neend  mein  bhula  di hai maine toh apni yeh marks....
Ab profesor hi isko sambhalo humain marks ka hosh kahan....
pointer do pal ki,b.tech 4 saal ki..
pdhai kab tak hum karenge bhala....
masti kab tak na karenge bhala ,....
b.tech 4 saal ki....



ek chota sa chapter  is raat se bada hain kasam....
Har exam par cheat or kitaab iss liye rahete hain ab dono
academics do pal ki,b.tech 4 saal ki..
pdhai kab tak hum karenge bhala,
masti kab tak na karenge bhala,
b.tech 4 saal ki.....

composed by....SOHIT

बहोत गर्मि है भाई ...

अगर आपको प्यास लागे तो पिजीय  निम्बु  पानि ......

अगर आपको प्यास लागे तो पिजीय  निम्बु  पानि ......

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एक था राजा एक थि रानी .....................

दोनो मर गए खतम कहानी...

इन मंत्रो का उचारण करने से अच्छे अंक आते है .......

अगर आप करना चाहते है मन लगाकर पढाई ...........

तो जोर से बोलिए बकरी ने घास खाई ..बकरी ने घास खाई ..बकरी ने घास खाई ..



अगर आप पाना चाहते है अच्छे अंक .....

तो प्रेम से बोलिए घास का हरा है रंग .. घास का हरा है रंग ..घास का हरा है रंग ..

isne to lite le liya............

uske aankhon ke teer se main gahyal ho gaya ..............


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uske aankhon ke teer se main gahyal ho gaya.........
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uske aankhon ke teer se main gahyal ho gaya...........
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uske aankho se(4th teer)baap re baap..........bhaagoooo......




bas karo yaar olympics nhi chal raha........

majak majak me jaan le loge kya.........................>>>

permanent cure

how can we cure a deaf person compeletly????????





use do logon k bich ki deewar bana do



kyonki deewaron ke bhi kaan hote hain...


ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

ek minor or ek assingment

subah ka saam tha ...

mujhe bahut kaam tha....

ek assingment or ek minor  ne kiya katle aam tha ..

phir bhi mai bach nikla   ....................wah

wah wah....wah wah

ye time pass hai......

there are many ways of time passing,,,,,,,,,,,,




one of them is....


to read this kind of stupid things.....


so if u have time to pass read it again and again

frustu shayari.......

bahut pdhai karte hai aaj kal hum


bahut pdhai karte hai aaj kal hum.........


bahut pdhai karte hai aaj kal hum.........


pen mera le lo...


pen mera le lo..


pencil se likhenge hum..

faltu proposal shayari..........

mere jivan saathi.......


mere jivan sathi......


saath chadenge hum haati........


saath chadenge hum haati........


tum khao kela hum khaye naspati......


main tumhe hun chahta ....kya  tum mujhe ho chahti.........

free advice....

if want to be tenson freee  sleep as much as u can..........

it reduces ur thinking skill and finally......

...

......

u ll come out of your tenson(or depression)

bEST OF 2009''''''

best actor--himesh reshmiya....


most successful leader--laloo prasad yadav(won only 2 seats in last election)


superhit movie--radio

best player-- robin uthappaa( played 1 match and scored 0 run)

no. 1 icc team--afghanistan(playing under 19 world cup nw)

outstanding chief minister--madhu koda...

poor joke...

ek ladka tha uska ek dost tha..

matlab do ladke dost the...

ek amir tha dusra garib tha..

guess what??????

..

....

......

jo amir tha uske pas badminton tha

or jo garb tha uske pas nahi tha..

some higher mathematics''''''

Let a and b be any real number then

if u add o to any real number a then--

a+0=a it means a-a=0

again when u subtract  0 from a

u will get a again
...

a-0=a
it again indicates a-a=0

if u multiply a with 0 u ll get

a*0=0  it means 0/0=a(new formula found)

other intresting formulae
a/a=1..
..
a+b=b+a..