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Tuesday, January 26, 2010

faltu proposal shayari..........

mere jivan saathi.......


mere jivan sathi......


saath chadenge hum haati........


saath chadenge hum haati........


tum khao kela hum khaye naspati......


main tumhe hun chahta ....kya  tum mujhe ho chahti.........

free advice....

if want to be tenson freee  sleep as much as u can..........

it reduces ur thinking skill and finally......
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u ll come out of your tenson(or depression)

bEST OF 2009''''''

best actor--himesh reshmiya....


most successful leader--laloo prasad yadav(won only 2 seats in last election)


superhit movie--radio

best player-- robin uthappaa( played 1 match and scored 0 run)

no. 1 icc team--afghanistan(playing under 19 world cup nw)

outstanding chief minister--madhu koda...

Saturday, January 23, 2010

poor joke...

ek ladka tha uska ek dost tha..

matlab do ladke dost the...

ek amir tha dusra garib tha..

guess what??????
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jo amir tha uske pas badminton tha

or jo garb tha uske pas nahi tha..

some higher mathematics''''''

Let a and b be any real number then

if u add o to any real number a then--

a+0=a it means a-a=0

again when u subtract  0 from a
u will get a again
...

a-0=a
it again indicates a-a=0

if u multiply a with 0 u ll get

a*0=0  it means 0/0=a(new formula found)

other intresting formulae
a/a=1..
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a+b=b+a..

facts to remember....




>1st jan is first day of the year.....

if u close ur eyes u cant see....

Sun rises in the east ;)
Sun sets in the west..